Kategori: Words of Wisdom
Frank Zappa Quotes
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."
"I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird."
“Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'
Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?”
Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?”
"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."
“A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.”
Damn, I love this man
